Grantiose

When someone named Grant thinks he has a Grandiose idea, but it actually sucks.

Creating a tax on jobs to solve homelessness is a Grantiose idea.

by Winger the lion June 14, 2018

Granthole

Someone gullible beyond belief. Thinks everything you say is true.

That Granthole really though he was supposed to be in Battle of the Bands. What a Granthole!

by Curling King 007 December 17, 2013

Granthole

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Granthole

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014

Grandiosity

1: characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.

Cody's thinks grandiosity is a compliment, but it will eventually lead to bipolar mania.

by hungdaddy April 23, 2009

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010

Grandiose

1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; overblown
3.grand in an imposing or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.

1. A grandiose scheme

2. He had a very grandiose and narcissistic personality.

by ayosonyo September 3, 2009