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homelessness 

now that the storage unit is filled to capacity, my homelessness may begin.
homelessness by jiggityjrock July 24, 2009

homelessness 

Subtract the bed add the clothes subtract the kids and the house now whatcha got NOTHINGGGG.
My wife just kicked me out now only thing I have is homelessness
homelessness by Ammarius March 26, 2020

hopelessness 

1.when a moment or event breaks ones spirit or ones ability to function 2. a feeling associated with helplessness and/or loss. 3. Sadness in clinical proportions.
"The once gentle, animated eyes, now looked hollow with hopelessness."
hopelessness by H. Elper April 18, 2007

Hopelessness 

The moment when you realise that everything in your world is wrong, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Brandy:"Dude. I am just overcome with hopelessness."
Keenan:"Why?"
Brandy:"I watched MTV yesterday. *shudders*"
~
Cooper:"You've been inside for four months!"
Cody:"It's all so hopeless"
Cooper:"How the hell does moping fix that??"

Hopelessness 

the epitome of watching someone die and being able to do nothing to stop it
Standing beside the gravestone before the wake, hopelessness enveloped her, the feeling that precedes grief.
Hopelessness by Lacey44 January 14, 2009

Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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