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granties

Noun

A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".

1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.

See Also: granny panties.
-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.

-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!
by Suckasaurus Rex September 1, 2008
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granties

Somebody's Big ol' ass panties. Or "Period Panties."
"Hand me my granties please."
by Longitude August 11, 2007
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Granties

I like to floss my teeth with my grandma's granties. Oral hygiene is best with old panties.
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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Grannies chin

an overly sized foreskin relative to the shaft
Look everybody, Alex's penis is protected by a wild grannies chin!
by kerrdawg December 21, 2012
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GANGSTA GRANNIES

One who is a way cool older lady . They usually hang in a pack . They wear torn jeans and tramp stamps . They are pro drug and anti abortion , and pro trump . They March to the beat of their own drum . They have names like Peyton Kelly Julie and Carol and like to wear ripped jeans .
Hey let’s go to Peyton’s pad “She’s a real GG “ yeah she is a GANGSTA GRANNIES !
by Areal gangstagrannie August 22, 2022
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Hugh Grantism

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.
Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism
by Lokithorman June 6, 2004
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Ganties

Man she got some ganties.

Look at those ganties.
by Mochared September 7, 2008
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