Grantism 

The belief that sex is the dominant force in a society. Grantism celebrates sex with no inhibitions. Sex is celebrated as much as possible, while still keeping it hallowed. Extremes in Grantism include going so far as to whoring ones self out on a daily basis. The norms in Grantism are comments and jokes of the sexual nature. Grantism does not advocate the acts of bestiality; However, incest is still tolerated to date. In Grantism, the human body is a wonderous thing and should be shared. Prostitutes are highly respected in Grantism.

Blake: "Why must you be so dirty minded all the time?"

Brittany: "I'm not dirty minded; I believe in Grantism."

Grantism by Alana Hearts March 17, 2011

Grantism 

A word so gravenly misspelled that even an autospellchecker can not hazard a guess as to what would it should be and hence changes the word into something with a meaning completely different from what it was meant to be.

jim: "shame its not in london, would have been awesome to go bowling wearing a dressing gown, getting drunk on white rushings whilst complaining about how much that rug really tied the room together"

cobob: "white rushings?"

Jim: "and thats white russians btw, sorry for the grantism."

Grantism by Eldude January 2, 2009

Grantism 

A condition where you’re smart on the inside, not very smart on the outside

Named after a guy named Grant

That guy looks acts like he has grantism

Grantism by Jland March 7, 2019

Grantism 

When someone makes an unintelligent response to something

Kyan-“come to the party at my house at 7:00”

Grant-“so we are going at 6 then? And where?”
Kyan-“stop having grantisms grant”

Grantism by anonymous May 31, 2024

Hugh Grantism 

willing to have sex with anything that fits with your equitment including things like telephone poles and golf tees.

Doug had sex with the ugly troll be cause suffered from Hugh Grantism

Hugh Grantism by Lokithorman June 6, 2004

Grantium

A nick name given to anyone incredibly smart named Grant.

Grantium is a made- up element that Grant will create!

Grantium, will you help me with chem?

Grantium by weare123456 November 22, 2011

grantsmanship 

The process of milking private and public sources for funding of academic and creative projects.

Professor Jones' proposal for the MacArthur foundation represented grantsmanship at its best.

grantsmanship by patchy elbows May 6, 2004