Poosturbating

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014

poopsturbating

the act of masturbating on the toilet....

"it's a race for the bathroom every morning, i know my room mate is in the poopsturbating"

by orenbombs October 7, 2012

pasturbating

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

by Xaneth April 4, 2014

poopsturbating

The action of pooping and masturbating at the same time

Last night I heard Mr. Winkles poopsturbating in the bathroom

Andy loves poopsturbating

Majority of guys have been poopsturbating

by RandomPPL50534 January 29, 2014

Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.

Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?

by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014

Prasturbating

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011