Poosturbate

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The act of Pooping on a toilet and Masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both pooping and masterbation. remember Poosturbating is not just a mans activity.

Timmy S. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. He'll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.

Poosturbate by timmy sizzile November 16, 2009

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Poosturbate

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

Poosturbate by R Pontin August 6, 2009

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poosterbate

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

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poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.

I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.

poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009

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Ploxturbate

When one stands in one area,in a MMORPG like RuneScape...and tends to beg and beg for free stuff.

Noob Character:PLOX PLOX PLOX!!!! I Need free stuff!! PLOX!

Legato110:Hey! Please don't Ploxturbate in public...at least not here!

Washburn 5:I remember when I used to Ploxturbate...a long time ago...

Lnbo: What do you expect from him? I mean his name IS O0 0 O0o 00o!!!

Ploxturbate by legato110 October 5, 2007

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poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope

poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011

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poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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