Golliwhomp 

Fucking someone in the ass sideways, then slapping lotion on their back.

1. Wanna golliwhomp?
2. "Tonight, when I'm with Suzan, I'm so gonna Golliwhomp her; she won't know what hit her!"

Golliwhomp by SCAR October 14, 2004

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

gollywhompus 

Something that is crooked, not straight, off center, or not looking nice.

Dude, that picture frame is totally gollywhompus.

gollywhompus by l8ghthen8ght September 25, 2011

galliwompous 

a situation, person, place, or thing that is extremely ridiculous and off-the-wall. Usually exclaimed in a large group of people or between family members.

Hahahaha Alex you are being so galliwompous right now with all of your sexual humor!

galliwompous by lolo814 February 21, 2011

Gollywhopper

1) The thing that hangs down from a turkey's neck.
2) Also used to refer to the thing that hangs from an obese person's neck. Especially if a person was obese, lost weight, and has loose extra skin.
3) Can sometimes be used in reference to the male genetalia.
4) Walt.

(3) female: "So, me and this guy were foolin around and his gollywhopper was huge, so I could only give him a helmet wash, but then he spiderman'd me!

Gollywhopper by nenanova December 9, 2008

gullywhomper 

A person who is bug eyed and ugly.

Devin: chad is a gullywhomper.

Dustin:I know. Look at them bug eyes.

gullywhomper by Tennesseet Williamst September 21, 2013