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Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

Mollywhoppers 

A person or persons addicted to Molly (MDMA), often notable while displaying the effects during the day out in public.
The mollywhoppers are out in force at Walmart really vibing with the parking lot soundtrack.
Mollywhoppers by CynicalOz October 8, 2021

Gollywhopper

1) The thing that hangs down from a turkey's neck.
2) Also used to refer to the thing that hangs from an obese person's neck. Especially if a person was obese, lost weight, and has loose extra skin.
3) Can sometimes be used in reference to the male genetalia.
4) Walt.
(3) female: "So, me and this guy were foolin around and his gollywhopper was huge, so I could only give him a helmet wash, but then he spiderman'd me!
Gollywhopper by nenanova December 9, 2008

Golly Whoppers 

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".
Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!
Golly Whoppers by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Gullywhopper 

A lie; something that is utterly made up and/or false.
Rebecca: Jordan is a gullywhopperor!
Erin: What gullywhopper did he tell you this time?
Rebecca: He tried to tell me that Kyle's trout is 12 inches long.
Erin: He should really stop gullywhoppering to you...it's just not funny anymore. I mean we all know that it's only 11 inches.
Gullywhopper by Rebco April 2, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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