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gollywomper 

The fleshy dangly thing in the back of your throat.
Dude, whenever food touches my gollywomper I gag!
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Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

gollywonker 

A more appropriate way of saying a part of the male anatomy often referred to as the penis.
Kid: Hey, mommy my gollywonker hurts.

Mommy: Have you been drinking a lot of orange juice?

Kid: Yes.
gollywonker by o Tempest o January 16, 2009

Galleywomper 

1. Those huge flying six legged bugs that eat mosquitoes.

2. also known as mosquito hawk or mosquito eater.
OMG I'm being attacked by a huge galleywomper!
Galleywomper by TheFamilyTrade March 19, 2010

gullywumper 

A made up fictional monster that Author, Judy Miceli, wrote about in her book "Scaring Bryan!" That would come out at night and attack children who would not listen to their mothers.
Bryan, if you don't go right to bed and do as your told the Gullywumpers will get you tonight.
gullywumper by Steve Rodhouse September 20, 2008

Gollywhopper

1) The thing that hangs down from a turkey's neck.
2) Also used to refer to the thing that hangs from an obese person's neck. Especially if a person was obese, lost weight, and has loose extra skin.
3) Can sometimes be used in reference to the male genetalia.
4) Walt.
(3) female: "So, me and this guy were foolin around and his gollywhopper was huge, so I could only give him a helmet wash, but then he spiderman'd me!
Gollywhopper by nenanova December 9, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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