Definitions by DieselJesus69

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

muddy spatula 

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

muddy spatula by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019