GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
by DieselJesus69 January 27, 2021
Flag
Get the GollyWhopper mug.

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 18, 2019
Flag
Get the muddy spatula mug.
More random definitions