Goldilockz

When something is "just right". Perfect, Straight or on point . When nothing else needs to be added/taken away. A man/woman who is desirable or a "keeper".

"I've never met anyone like her. We hung out the whole weekend and had such a good time... Everything was goldilockzed. "

by Phill Dirt April 6, 2020

Goldilocked

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

Goldilocks Complex

Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.

Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.

by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008

Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018