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v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
by Anthony Sheppard June 23, 2005
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A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks
Goldilocks is my best friend
by WaveZ3000 October 03, 2017
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(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.

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goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth

goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular
His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.

She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.
by Jankee July 15, 2014
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1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.
She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.
by computerblue July 08, 2005
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A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.
Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?
by Ben.... April 19, 2011
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Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.
by foonist66 June 30, 2011
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