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A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
by dabruce June 19, 2014
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Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth
Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.
by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 02, 2016
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A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.
Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.
by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018
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