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To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?
Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017
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A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.
Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke
Gierke by Ƶephan February 27, 2020

goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.
Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.
goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018
An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.
Girl 1: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is a gorkem.

Girl 2: I know!
gorkem by ErinY. July 20, 2008
a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals
- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!
gorked by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007
A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.
Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.
Gorkel by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013