goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.

Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.

goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018

Gerking 

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

Gerking by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Gerking 

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

Gerking by coreyb March 23, 2005

gherking 

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

gherking by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015

goering 

A badass but could also be referring to Hitler's right hand man

Damn he is such a goering
Huh?

goering by thebest715 May 8, 2015

gorking 

When a doctor over-prescribes (usually psychoactive) medications. A higher dose than necessary, though not physically damaging, results in a 'flat affect', i.e. zombie-like state. 'Thorazine/Haldol Shuffle'.

The doctors are gorking my mentally-challenged uncle.

That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!

gorking by LexiLurgee October 17, 2009

Gorking 

Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.

Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.

Gorking by Kingcactuswolf January 4, 2016