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adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.
1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.
gerked by (L-CA) June 11, 2006
Related Words
gerked • geeked • geeked up • geeked out • gorked • gerke • gerken • Gurked • gecked • gerbed
I group of people who are autistic and beat normies up.
Watch out its the Gerked group!
Gerked by Eric Burke December 14, 2018
The be tweaked out if your god damn mind.
This shit's got me geeked!

geeked as fuck 

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
geeked as fuck by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them
Ooh yuh siis, I can tell you super geeked over him !
geeked by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019
When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.
Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"

Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"
Gerbed by TheGiverOfGerbs August 22, 2023
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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