gerken

During a swinger party as a strait male, you stick your dick in the husbands mouth to "show him" you're not gay and forever prove your masculinity. It's only gay if you like it

I gerkened this dude that was looking at my cock while I was fucking his wife. I showed him!

by not Gerken April 07, 2019

gerken

meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.

(girl 1) hey how was 6th period?
(girl 2) omg the gerken-nader freakin pissed herself off....

by kori. April 06, 2008

Gerken

The antonym (opposite) of working. Idle and unoccupied. Unworking.

Damn you Harley! This is the last time I tell you to quit gerken off on my jobsite!

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 13, 2009

Gerken

A Gay Male, favorite thing to eat is huge dicks, and has garlic bread tits

Rosston Gerken is such a fag

by BigDick1152 April 06, 2019

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 15, 2011

Ryan Gerken

ryan gerken is a boy who is cute and is good at bowling and randomly tells jokes when it’s awkward

a person who is amazing is ryan gerken

by urbandicks1234 March 30, 2019