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A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.
Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.
Gorkel by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013
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Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
Gurkel by Sundog_ November 4, 2014
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Gorelesque 

Performace Art involving the use of fake blood during a performance.

Think Grotesque Burlesque.

Made popular by Violeteyes & Daisy Cutter and gaining popularity with other performers.
burlesque meets horror to find Gorelesque
Gorelesque by bloodhound1 August 25, 2011

gorgelicious 

A word to describe a male/female of amazing beauty or character ; a description of the craving of attraction for a person.
That skater boy/girl i met on myspace last week was so gorgelicious!
gorgelicious by Sophie K. March 3, 2008
An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.
Girl 1: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is a gorkem.

Girl 2: I know!
gorkem by ErinY. July 20, 2008
The Real GorElla.
Jon Foreman.
A gorella costume worn by Switchfoot lead singer Jon Foreman on a few occasions.
Everybody loves a gorella!
gorella by oddodd89 December 9, 2007
a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals
- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!
gorked by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007