Gierke

A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.

Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke

by Ƶephan February 27, 2020

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Girken

A pickle

Dude, I just ate that girken! It was delicious!

by Kratargon November 7, 2018

freakazoid gerker

When you play Call of Duty infinite warfare and you go off so hard that you unlock 3 supply drops in one game

Oh Man! I just when off so hard in infinite warfare I'm such a freakazoid gerker!

by Mr.smuggypuss January 28, 2019

Gerken

The antonym (opposite) of working. Idle and unoccupied. Unworking.

Damn you Harley! This is the last time I tell you to quit gerken off on my jobsite!

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 14, 2009

Geerken

The act of being witty and clever. Basically, someone who is just cool.

- 'dude that guy just pulled a Geerken.'
- 'yea im so jealous... i wish i was that awesome.'

by Adawk January 17, 2008

girkenschplokin

A legitimate German word.

You will find girkenschplokin in a German dictionary.

by KylerSN1984 October 19, 2010