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Gorken
Gorken. A mysterious geek living in the caves of the volcano feeding on unexpecting geek-a-phants and unfortunate passers by. It summons his prey by it's annual call. IT'S TIME. leading the victims right into its path.
Gorken by IBRADINORTH December 12, 2023
goren flaxovich
goren flaxovich by Caleb Clark April 12, 2007
Garken
Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010
gorenet
gorenet by Johnson Maximus April 16, 2005
gorenography
A genre of film focusing soley on showing brutal gore and in which plot, story, and characters are secondary or nonexistant. Gorenographic films often claim to be horror films, but are completely different because they are not actually frightening, just kinda sick.
gorenography by xxcutyourhairxx May 15, 2006
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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