Gorken is a really great person. He's super kind and generous and has the most contagious laugh. He's obsessed with his sexy cars and if you ask he'll let u ride ;) he's hilarious and you won't want to miss the opportunity to be his friend
by Dave! September 3, 2021
Get the Gorkenmug. Gorken. A mysterious geek living in the caves of the volcano feeding on unexpecting geek-a-phants and unfortunate passers by. It summons his prey by it's annual call. IT'S TIME. leading the victims right into its path.
by IBRADINORTH December 12, 2023
Get the Gorkenmug.