Gluonk 

The sound your throat makes when you swallow!!

The sound her throat makes “Gluonk”when she swallows during oral sex.

Gluonk by MFN MAYNE January 21, 2019

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk 

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

Gloonkey 

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

Gloonkey by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006

Glonk 

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

Glonk by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

glunk 

The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.

I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

glunk by http://www.glunkin.com/ June 3, 2011