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Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

Cuban slang origin

See also "Zooted"
Im friggin glonky dude
Glonky by MrWorldwide305 April 27, 2023
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A word to refer to a state of being high and feeling in total bliss
I just smoked a spliff, I’m feeling pretty glonky
Glonky by DP0731 May 4, 2023
when a jazz cat plays some hip and modern lines in a solo. It can also be used outside of this context in everyday conversation as a synonym for gas, gloopy or whack but all in a positive way
Friend 1: “what do you think of John Coltranes solo on moments notice”?

Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.
Glonky by Ceora - Lee Morgan June 24, 2023
Glonky means that something is topheavy or uncoordinated looking.
Hey look at that Suzuki Forenza station wagon... with that bulbous body and tiny narrow wheels it looks so deformed and glonky!
glonky by RufusInBton April 9, 2007
Just feeling pretty glonky. Its just an emotion, a feeling inside. You know the feeling of having a fever, yeah thats pretty glonky.
Maybe you just cried and that after cry nap needs to happen, that is GLONKY.

Glonky is a state of mind.
"How are you doing mentally right now?"

"I've been feeling pretty Glonky tbh."

"Ah yes, not to be confused with spoinky."
Glonky by ThoustShakethMineBehind August 29, 2021
a way to describe music which you believe has an unmatched vibeyness to it
yooooo bro this song is soooo glonky
glonky by cazzerr June 27, 2023