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Glonking 

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun
Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section
Glonking by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021
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Glonking 

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out
You ever tried glonking?
Glonking by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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Glonking 

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out
He was glonking last night.
Glonking by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonking 

That Glonk is Glonking right now!
Glonking by Kidz Table August 31, 2024
Actively doing nothing beneficial of society or yourself. (Living to die)
"Just get a job and stop glonking"
Glonking by Tenoch M April 26, 2026

Glocking 

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.
Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.
Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021
To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."
glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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