Glonking 

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

Glonking by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Glonking 

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

Glonking by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonking 

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

Glonking by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonking 

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

Glonking by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonking

Actively doing nothing beneficial of society or yourself. (Living to die)

"Just get a job and stop glonking"

Glonking by Tenoch M April 26, 2026

Glocking 

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019