Glonk

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day
by Glonk.rotter August 31, 2018
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Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.
"I am glonking out in COD!"
by Glonkman May 18, 2020
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Glonk

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."
by Marmite.exe April 30, 2023
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Glonk

Man, I'm such a glonk today!
by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018
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Glonk

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies
"my teammates are being Glonks"
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Glonk

Glock but the N isn’t silent
Glonk is right
by Boo Stairs January 09, 2019
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Glonk

When your teammates does absolutely nothing and die immediately.
That blueberry is a glonk.
by MwyNyamBabyYoda January 07, 2021
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