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glonk 

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The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008
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Glonk 

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Does absolutely nothing and dies
Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day
Glonk by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018
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Glonk 

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When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.
"I am glonking out in COD!"
Glonk by Glonkman May 18, 2020
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Glonk 

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Does absolutely nothing and dies.
Man, I'm such a glonk today!
Glonk by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018
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Glonk 

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do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing
man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."
Glonk by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023
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Glonk 

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(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies
"my teammates are being Glonks"
Glonk by anonymous February 27, 2020
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