glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

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Glunking

The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water

“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”

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The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

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doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

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To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

Grunking by Dave March 11, 2004

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A word that you say when you feel proud of your actions, and what you just did.

"I think I did a good job on the test, I'm gooping/I'm gunking!"
"I'm gooping/I'm gunking! This porch I built looks awesome."

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A phrase in english that means one is having fun.

Person1: How are you doing, Person2

Person2: I'm gooping, I'm gunking

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