Glonked
When you are very stupid
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Glonked
Glonked by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025
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Glonked • gonked • Gronked • glocked • Glinked • goonked • Glockedcoma • Glocked up • glonker • Glonkerkle
Glonked
Glonked by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025
Glonked
Glonked by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025
Gronked
Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
goonked
When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!
goonked by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015
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