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The times between 10:00am and 12:00pm.

Origin: Jeffery Oldman
"Shanka glonkis Jeff. How are you doing today?" "I'm having an absolutely shanka glonkis."
Glonkis by Glonkisolicious December 19, 2022
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a person or persons who are acting stupid or acting childish
"omg he is being so gonkish"
gonkish by the gonkster September 24, 2008
Awwww sure that bleedin reddan one is a glonkie girl!!!
Glonkie by Stevieboy!! November 4, 2008

gronkish 

A person who has lost a lot of weight recently at the gym and is constantly talking about the gym and lifting, who creates instagram pages and posts videos of himself. Then builds a massive ego and does the most stupid things.
That guy over there has been a gronkish lately.
gronkish by the big os April 15, 2016

Glonking 

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun
Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section
Glonking by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

glockism 

made up disease to define someone who carries a gun/glock everywhere they go. like an obsession.
Me:“look it’s that same black dude carrying a gun every time we see him, he must have glockism”
Bob:“I must have glockism because i love to carry guns everywhere i go thinking i have opps”
glockism by screem February 25, 2024
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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