A person who has lost a lot of weight recently at the gym and is constantly talking about the gym and lifting, who creates instagram pages and posts videos of himself. Then builds a massive ego and does the most stupid things.

That guy over there has been a gronkish lately.

gronkish by the big os April 15, 2016

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Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

Glonking by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

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glockism

made up disease to define someone who carries a gun/glock everywhere they go. like an obsession.

Me:“look it’s that same black dude carrying a gun every time we see him, he must have glockism”
Bob:“I must have glockism because i love to carry guns everywhere i go thinking i have opps”

glockism by screem February 25, 2024

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