A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.
"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."
by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006
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this GOONKEY keeps arguing on the internet with people he doesn't even know.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.
he keeps procrastinating and oversleeping what a GOONKEY.
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used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person
used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person
he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY
by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024
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