glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

by Glonk.rotter August 30, 2018

Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

by Glonkman May 18, 2020

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

Glonk

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023

Glonk

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

by anonymous February 27, 2020