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A term used to denote an action of an alcoholic or sexual nature
"YO JIG!!! GETONIT" said the man fapping in the corner. His crimson coloured hand charged with the duty of holding the photo of the georgous blonde close to his face so as to imitate the intimacy needed climax in the public setting.

"Get on what though?" replied the man with bitches clinging to either arm. "Gurlz or dem beers?"

" both bitch" came the muffled reply of the man having his way with himself. a dirty sock now forced into his mouth of his own doing. His balls stuck to the walls.
GETONIT by Zassix April 22, 2011
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Normally an albanian boy, which is quite good in maths
Yoo Getonis, help me in maths!
Getonis by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022

GetOnTheShits 

Australian slang for going out in town with your mates, getting really drunk, and causing trouble.
Hey mate lets GetOnTheShits!

Or simply make a toast, cling your glasses together and yell GetOnTheShits!
GetOnTheShits by Jellis6502 January 5, 2018

getocity 

the measurement of how much a chick could get it, ranging from 1-9000 and some times even past that
"ayo her getocity levels are off da charts" "hooo dammm"
getocity by das is him November 18, 2007
People with the name geonit are very special, even the name is special. People with the name Geonit are usually strict with something, but are also very helpful. They try to help where they can. They stand with their opinion and

they're ready discuss it. Before they even think of having someone by their side they first want to achieve their goals in life.
Me: Hey Geonit I love your outfit!
Geonit: I know.
Geonit by Free_A.Q July 14, 2020

getoitis 

getoitis is one of my biggest fans , a little obsessed but thats okay ! i love their content and im sure they would be an amazing friend so for anyone who has the chance , go for it happy they make me smile daily
getoitis has a piss iink
getoitis by shoyosoup :) June 6, 2021
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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