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gertcha

'Can I borrow twenty quid ?'
'Gertcha! you fucker !'

- normally said whilst raising the back of the hand, as if to strike.
by Frank Lion August 17, 2004
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Gerchan Farms

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019
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getcha popcorn ready

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
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Big Gertha

What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.
Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.
by Big Gertha October 1, 2014
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Getcha' Pull

A phrase used by the late great Dimebag Darrell. It refers to doing what you gotta go to have a good time. Getcha' Pull!
Person 1: *holds up a bottle of Jack Daniels*
Person 2: "Oh man, you'll getcha' pull off that for sure"
by JonnySideburns October 27, 2005
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getcha

Friend A: I don't want ya to say anything about this. Can you wrap your mind around that ?

Friend B: Ya bro, I getcha
by marytoons October 18, 2010
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getcha

Combonation of da words get+your
If u win,u might getcha money back
by Big Dirty(Joppa Smoot) January 18, 2004
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