An overfed pig whom the outside world won't shed a tear at his last heartbeatβ€”the sooner his soul journeys to meet his father and grandfather in Hades, the safer the world will be.
As the world's seclusive dictator with the most official titles, Kim Jong Un is the guardian deity of planet Earth, the supreme commander at the forefront of the struggle against imperialism and the United States, the eternal bosom of hot love, and the greatest leader who ever lives.
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Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.
Run, It's Kim Jong Un and he has a Nuke-launching minigun!
by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014
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The supreme leader of North Korea. Interests consists of: listening to Katy Perry's "Firework", drinking Margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in North Korea's "grocery stores." Death caused by missile shot at his chopper while Jenny Lane's Firework cover in the background. Also, this all took place in the movie, "The Interview."
Person 1: So you want us to kill the supreme leader of North Korea?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Holy shit, we need to kill Kim Jong-un
by UserNameTV January 01, 2015
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The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.
Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.
by Glflegolas March 17, 2014
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