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81 by Ig and Chris February 4, 2004
The amount of points Kobe Bryant scored against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2006. The game was especially special because the Lakers were down by as much as 18 and they were looking dead. It was Kobe's desire to win that game that fueled the Lakers to run the court, grab rebounds, steal balls, etc. It is argued that this feat was even more incredible than Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game because Wilt Chamberlain was a 7 foot center laying the ball up from 2 feet against 5th graders guarding him. Kobe Bryant is a guard playing in the more competive game of today and was making fade-away jump shots. It is also argued that his 81 is greater than Michael Jordan's 63 which it was because Michael Jordan had 3 overtimes to score that much and he lost anyway.
Did you see the Kobe score 81 points last night?
Dude, 63>81 because I am mathematically challenged.
Dude, 63>81 because I am mathematically challenged.
81 by Chris Browns May 30, 2006
81 by Leopards14 September 25, 2019
81 by Sin and con January 27, 2022
"81" is a numerical code in bar calls, and is shorthand code for top-ups in water.
If you hear this at a venue, you'd most likely hear "81s on (table number)", meaning whatever table they call needs a top up on that fresh water.
"Round of 81s" means every table where the pitcher is empty needs that thing filled with H2O.
While 81 might seem less efficient to say, due to 81 having 3 syllables if said as "eighty-one", which is one more syllable than the actual word "water", it's still all part of the work to make things discreet.
If you hear this at a venue, you'd most likely hear "81s on (table number)", meaning whatever table they call needs a top up on that fresh water.
"Round of 81s" means every table where the pitcher is empty needs that thing filled with H2O.
While 81 might seem less efficient to say, due to 81 having 3 syllables if said as "eighty-one", which is one more syllable than the actual word "water", it's still all part of the work to make things discreet.
Bartender 1 walks about, passing by every table. 8, 9, 10, 11…the water pitcher's empty on this one…
Bartender 1 81s on 12.
One of the other bartenders hears the request and fills the pitcher with water, so the next customers to sit on table 12 have something to quench their thirst.
Bartender 1 81s on 12.
One of the other bartenders hears the request and fills the pitcher with water, so the next customers to sit on table 12 have something to quench their thirst.
81 by 3170_:)_0713 February 16, 2026