Kindhearted Soul - The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go. Loyal, hardworking, well hung, best friend.

Darrells are kind and sweet hearted. They love the word love and if you are theirs they don't want to ever lose you. Darrells make it seem like they need someone just to live and that's not always a bad thing. Darrells make a great husband & a hard working man that wants whatever you want and need. Darrells make sure you are okay before they are. And he is the sexiest man in the world. That knows how to please a woman. Body is so perfect and his eyes are so beautiful hair so curly. they are faithful and loyal beyond words they won't let anyone else catch their eyes but you.

One of the nicest guys I've ever met, he makes me act like myself and I treasure him so much... :3
I love you, Darrell~

1. Man whore of epic proportions. Will screw any woman with two legs.

2. A description of a certain part of the male anatomy.

To re-heat a hot beverage.

chunky butt muncher, slaughters at call of duty, is way better than Stacey. not an alcoholic/simply drinks cause he is cool like that. Doesn't have an ulcer its a bad ass birth mark inside his stomach

Darrell - is a poster child for abortions. It resembles a douchebag and smells like a used dildo shoved up an antelopes ass. Darrell is a very dark creature and can be easily mistaken for dog shit on the side of a road. Darrell's are known for fisting themselves for pleasure and regularly scream their mating call in public which is, " please find me a big black dick to sit on". The daily diet of a Darrell is ass hole, they consume 5 lbs of booty a day and lick ass crack like it's an ice cream cone. The most unique biological quality of a Darrell is it's extremely small penis, it's length is equivalent to an infants finger nail when fully erect. Darrell's tend to spend the majority of their time in their natural habitat which is Gay bars or garbage dumpsters, pretending to have self worth and creating the illusion that people care about them.