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prison geisha 

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.
Related Words
Geisy • geish • geisha • geist • Geisi • geiny • geisel • Geiser • Geisler • geiy
Nickname for Grasiella.
An exotic girl.
EVERYONE wants to be with and by this woman.
Tends to be hilarious a times and sexual.
A beautiful person
Sesitive, but absoulutly amazing Friend.
Fun and energetic, often is clumsy.
Supah Fly ass chick.
Really smart, but can fool you with her ''blonde moments''
EASY to love.
Friend1- Oh! My friend is boring :(
Friend2- Sucks for your ass, I have myself a Greisy.
Friend1-Ohm damn. Those are awesome, Ima get one.

Friend1-Hows that Greisy?
Friend2-I LOVE HER ALREADY!
Greisy by Thatsrighthere! December 8, 2009
A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer of men. She is a master of traditional arts including music, serving tea (which is a fine Japanese art), dancing and singing etc. Most geisha live in Tokyo or Kyoto (those in Kyoto call themselves geiko. Although in the past it could be argued that geisha were prostitutes (which would be an egregious oversimplification...today it can be easily and accurately said that geisha are certainly not prostitutes.
Geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with.
geisha by Stephen M. Smith May 8, 2003
Is a nice girl,who always has your back. She there when you need her the most,has a slight attiude.You just can trust her and everything goes alright.
"Man,can I please get me a Gelsy"?
gelsy by Ghjksl April 17, 2017

Geisha Boy

Man! Did you see all those geisha boys hangin' out at Church and Wellesley streets?
Geisha Boy by St. Charles Tavern December 25, 2009
The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...

There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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