Geisler
When a British man donkey punches another man then rapes him in the anus and pours two beers on him in front of a cop.
Geisler by Alexsucks11 December 27, 2019
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Geisler
The other day when I was giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, all of a sudden, when his tird hit the water my face was inundated by a geisler.
Geisler by Dirty Pirate Hooker2 November 7, 2010
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Geisler
noun: (gee-zler)
POPULARISED by the famous band N'Sync, means to capture on VHS girls kissing and then show it to a whole elementary school.
POPULARISED by the famous band N'Sync, means to capture on VHS girls kissing and then show it to a whole elementary school.
"Woah, look at that guy, he's totally a Geisler!"
"Did you happen to see that Geisler last night? It was off the chain!"
"All the parents from the parent counsel filed complaints about the Geisler they showed yesterday"
"Did you happen to see that Geisler last night? It was off the chain!"
"All the parents from the parent counsel filed complaints about the Geisler they showed yesterday"
Geisler by the girl down stairs January 19, 2009
geisler middle school
geisler middle school Aka gms will beat the FUCK outta every middle school in mi Bc damar, Ethan, nick, and savio will beat everyone ass
geisler middle school by Hshehdjdhg May 16, 2019
Rocco Geisler
Rocco Geisler by 10101010101011101010101001 November 8, 2022
Giesler, Karl
(n.),(adj.)
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David
Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God
Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC
US History teacher, loving father, devoted husband, sucessful lawyer, decorated soldier, pimp, potato farmer and breakdancer; the ripped man responsible for the creation of the universe. Known worldwide for his penis of enormous magnitude (Roughly 30-40 million feet on a bad day) and his extreme good looks. He has been labeled the baddest dude ever and is worshiped in cult fashion by many. His skills include giving accurate monetary equivalents from year to year after accounting for inflation in any currency. Ex. "The cost of buying a Sea-Monkey farm in 1875 was roughly thirteen dollars, or in today's terms...eighty billion dollars". Also known for his quote butchering, but we can't say anything because we will get our asses beat if we do, and Giesler has the ability to edit history as he sees fit. Ex. "Of the 500 thousand billion pages of history I've read, Ben Franklin's best quote, to me, was the time when he said 'Hit the Road Jack, and don't you come back...or I'll shit on your face'". His famous Peter Gryffin-esque laugh and accent earned him aquaintences such as the famous physicist Spahr, David
Alias(es):(The) Iceman, Huge Dick, Yahweh, Jahova, God
Fun Fact: Karl used to sing lead for the band ACDC
(n.)
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.
(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!
Karl Giesler will kick your ass.
Karl Giesler is a pimp.
My ass was kicked by Karl Giesler.
(adj.)- meaning cool
That shirt is so Giesler!
Giesler!
Karl!
He is the Gieslerest kid in school!
Giesler, Karl by Jesus "Tapdancing" Christ April 28, 2005
Icelandic geiser
Icelandic geiser by Kasmie December 5, 2014
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