1. To whine incessantly and in an overly dramatic fashion.

2. To attempt to rectify a problem by involving every resource at your disposal, to the point of insanity.
"If you continue to Geisel, I'm going to hang up on you."

"He's pulling a Geisel, I think he has NASA researching his lost sock..."
by -B-C- November 11, 2006
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to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke
"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"
by bt1st September 22, 2006
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geiselle is the most ratchet, basic, ho ass bitch you will ever meet.

She is usually in black or galaxy print leggins
with timberlands and mc donalds $1 coffee in a starbucks tumbler.
Darius: hey dood his u see tht girl geiselle

quintana: who the one in the black legginz
by bossassbitch14 March 17, 2014
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Geiselle is the most beautiful loyal girl ever . She has some slaying eyebrows and all guys want her . She's freaky ass hell she isn't just about looks . She has a bomb ass personality ride or die . She is very intelligent down to earth person .
by Chicken wings and frys March 14, 2017
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Cool friend. Probably even better than your friend Nate or Alexia. They are always there for you. She is one of the boys so she totally understands her boyfriends point of views where as most girls would just get mad. She has an expanding sense of humor unless it’s actually not funny. She may seem like she has her life together but really she’s just as lost as Amelia Earhart. And she is everyone’s dream girl. She hoops, she’s funny, smart, beautiful, amazing.
Your boyfriend: “gosh why can’t you be more of a Geisel”
You because you are insecure: “ I wish I was more of a Geisel”
by Franklotion June 7, 2020
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Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
by Theodor Geisel August 17, 2008
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