Gardenwho 

When a town or place is so rural and unheard of, Its authenticity in existance is questioned or needs to be repeated when spoken.

Dan: Where do you live?
Larry: Garden Valley
Dan: Gardenwho!?!

Gardenwho by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 3, 2019

gardenshower 

A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.

see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.

WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.

gardenshower by Scants January 24, 2012

Gardenologist 

A person who lives to garden,has studied (formally or informally) plants,trees,etc. and can tell you more about them than you probably want to know.
Can be found in mostly sub-urban and rural areas.
Area of expertise is varied, but is usually related to their own "zone".

Gardenologist: Wow! That's an amazing senna!
Friend: Uh... yeah, nice.... (huh?)
Gardenologist: Hey! What's that weird looking plant by your foot?
Friend: I dunno, you're the gardenologist!
Gardenologist: Oh,how sweet, there's a name for people like me!( proceeds to pluck a leaf of unknown plant to identify later)

Gardenologist by DonnazJeanz September 23, 2007

Gardenhosing 

A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.

Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.

1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."

2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."

Gardenhosing by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011

@gardenpoht 

Gardenpoht is the definition of the best/kindest person you will ever meet, unlike most friends you will never feel the need to vent or rant about them, reason being they are practically incapable of hurting ones feelings.

@gardenpoht is the bestest friend I've ever had, after 3 years not once have I ever had a single bad thought about them.

@gardenpoht by flowrpoht April 9, 2022

Gardenhead 

Someone who tries or is addicted to alot of drugs, kind of like pothead but more than just weed.

-"Damn Jeremy sure is a gardenhead"
-"Yeah he does pot, speed, and LSD"

Gardenhead by Awolif September 22, 2017

GardenHome 

When someone is acting in ways which seem to be unreal.
To pretend; simulate. Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit.

a false belief or opinion.

a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact:

That's so gardenhome.

This diamond necklace is gardenhome.

GardenHome by richard shlee February 26, 2008