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Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.
Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!
by richard shlee February 20, 2008

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When someone is acting in ways which seem to be unreal.
To pretend; simulate. Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit.

a false belief or opinion.

a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact:
That's so gardenhome.

This diamond necklace is gardenhome.
by richard shlee February 22, 2008

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