When you go the gym for 3 years and are still skinny
Hi I'm Joe and I'm skinny and I've been the gym for 3 years
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he's gotta wait 3 years, smh
Boy: when can we fuck
girl: 3 years ;)
by dumb_bitch69 June 27, 2020
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when your just that horny that you can't even wait til 16 to get down and dirty
Boy named Brady: Fuck I can't wait 3 years
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Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
by Lycatel July 7, 2010
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Stank ass pussy people been avoiding for 3+ years.
I was at the library see,
and this bitch with glasses was looking bored as fuck.
So I took the bitch to the bathroom for some book sex.
Bitch was rock'n the 3 year cheddar yo!

Dammmnnnnnn!!!!
by Blackmailman February 14, 2010
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Ehh lads, this bird I shagged last night had a right old rotten minge , it was like a 3 year old kebab, still ate it though!! Wheeeeeyyyy!!
by Dirty Carlos August 7, 2010
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