Cannonism
Cannonism by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011
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cannonize
the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations
It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.
cannonize by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012
kick the cannism
The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
Calcium Cannons
When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
Zen Carsonism
Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”
Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019
Canonise the Saint
When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019
sweater cannons
sweater cannons by dunder control October 12, 2010