the belief that the giant pig in the
sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big
bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and
everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the
government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the
sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
