Bannonism

The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.

Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2017

banoonis

A very ripe banana, meant to be thrown at people.

"I will banoonis you if you come any closer"

by FinWonga October 3, 2014

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

Bannonite

Noun. Disciple of the Dark Lord, Steve Bannon,

And Lo, I stood upon the mound and witnessed below the Bannonites in worship of their deity. At his left stood a Lustful, Orange Demon. Inscribed upon its forehead the name, BIGLY. On his right, a homophobic, woman hating piece of white bread slathered in mayonnaise. The unholy trinity ravaged the land of America with through the aid of a maleficent witch whose mouth knew not the taste of truth, Hellianne Conway.

by HeartlesSv420 March 3, 2017

Bannonites

Cult of personality and billionaire ultra-orthodox conservative Steve Bannon's pseudo-Christian pseudo-ecumenical following he has accrued through fear-mongering, Christ ransoming, and illusions of support from within the Vatican and other reputable support since 2011. Probably not coincidentally, The Camp of the Saints (Le Camp des Saints), a 1973 French novel by Jean Raspail, noted as an inspiration by the future dictator, almost forty years after its initial publication, returned to the bestseller list in 2011. Bannon uses the book to grow new poor white under-informed population that the destruction of Western civilization by dark-skinned foreigners is inevitable. This is shown in Steven's address to "rogue" Vatican members, one who was dismissed from a high position, which emphasized: the one true God is white and condones and rewards the smite of "darky". They know when Trump falls like the German predecessor to Hitler, the Bannonite youth will fill the vacuum and usher the new way for Bannon and his camp of Christian soldiers.

The Bannonites had a foothold in Rome until the Pope got word of the decent and had their righteous heads lopped off.

by bannonschristianwarrior March 16, 2017

Baconism

the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.

ALL HAIL BACONISM

by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011

Bannonite

A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.

Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.

by londonsufist February 25, 2017