noun: A thread, made of some material, used to strangle a target, usually either in an assassination or an execution, i.e. before being burned at the stake.

A garrote may be any sort of long, thin, flexible, and durable object, and is often used impromptu. A purpose-built garrote is usually made of Nylon or a strong metal, and has handles at either end to prevent the garrote from slipping out of the assailant's hands. A more discrete garrote is made of a guitar string or piano wire, with fabric threaded around either end to aid in grip. Once the garrote is around the target's throat, unconsciousness and then death come quickly.

verb: To attack and/or kill someone with a garrote.

The French Foreign Legion trains its members to use the garrote for silent killing.

The politician was swiftly garroted, and no one nearby was any the wiser.

garrote by MassiveD January 15, 2009

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garota de programa

Noun,
Portuguese
Meaning "prostitute"
Literally "girl with a program"

Verb:
"Fazer programa"
Meaning: offering her services as a prostitute

Voce e garota de programa?
Are you a prostitute?

Voce faz programa?
Are you available (as a prostitute)?

garota de programa by Henk121178 January 27, 2007

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Garrot

the golden carrot in minecraft

the garrot is the most prized vegetable in the whole seed

Garrot by durd2 May 23, 2019

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Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

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