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“You’re such a Garroth! Let’s get out of the door section already..”
Garroth by bean 420.69 October 23, 2019
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A shy handsome boy that will always care for the people he loves.
Sofia: my bf broke up with me :c
Garroth: Its ok, you'll find someone new someday
garroth by Kitty the mysterious January 20, 2016
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Garroth is gay for his boyfriend Laurance.
Garroth by Not garroth December 31, 2023
noun: A thread, made of some material, used to strangle a target, usually either in an assassination or an execution, i.e. before being burned at the stake.

A garrote may be any sort of long, thin, flexible, and durable object, and is often used impromptu. A purpose-built garrote is usually made of Nylon or a strong metal, and has handles at either end to prevent the garrote from slipping out of the assailant's hands. A more discrete garrote is made of a guitar string or piano wire, with fabric threaded around either end to aid in grip. Once the garrote is around the target's throat, unconsciousness and then death come quickly.

verb: To attack and/or kill someone with a garrote.
The French Foreign Legion trains its members to use the garrote for silent killing.

The politician was swiftly garroted, and no one nearby was any the wiser.
garrote by MassiveD January 15, 2009
Playful but can be serious when he wants to be. Always smiling; friendly and attractive :)
I like him because he's so garreth
Garreth by a piece of pie December 29, 2014
the garrot is the most prized vegetable in the whole seed
Garrot by durd2 May 23, 2019

Garrotting the Turkey 

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups
Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!
Garrotting the Turkey by Tim Evans February 5, 2004
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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