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English teacher (teaching class): It's two words. A lot is TWO WORDS.

Student note being passed around: She screams alot lol

(Teacher picks up note, reads it)

Teacher: AAAAGGGGAAAARHHERAGH!

(Teacher loses marbles)
by OhCocoa September 08, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.
1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005
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A wrong and alternative way of writing the word a lot.

Often called a fake word since it does not show up in the dictionary.
If you use write 'a lot' 'alot' then you probably didn't pay attention in your 3rd grade English class.
by Mj Lorincz May 23, 2008
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A non-existent word in any language.
The most irritating spelling mistake ever.

A lot. It's two words.
People like to use this non-word "alot".
by Concerned November 29, 2004
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A world that is used primarily on internet site.
It cannot be found in the dictionary and drives many people crazy as it is incorrect.

Allot means to share/ divide space or things- this is where allotment came from, an allotted space of land.

lot- meaning one of a set of objects/ a way of deciding (similar to vote) or the decision or choice made by such a method.

a lot- Very many, a large number; also, very much.

Now, the word 'alot' doesn't appear in any correct dictionary, so it is not a word. It is a popular misspelling- done by those who seem to have missed basic spelling classes in Primary school.
Idiot- OMG I luv him alot

Person with correct spelling- a lot, you LOVE him a lot.
by EllieLindan July 01, 2011
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The retarded way to spell "a lot."
Alot is supposed to be two seperate words, you fucking moron! Take a fucking grammar class!
by Phoojoeniam May 06, 2003
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