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another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
by G April 11, 2003
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
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too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.
I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.
by Big Jim and the Twins May 01, 2003
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a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
by sea weed August 11, 2008
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To kill a chicken by strangulation
Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating
by Sphinctar May 08, 2003
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