GLIF 

Grandma I’d like to fuck; Hot elderly woman

Charlie: You see that lady over there. She’s a total Glif!

Sam: Oh yeah I’d tap that

GLIF by toenailgobbler October 10, 2023

glifnard 

Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.

Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.

glifnard by scrapdog February 29, 2008

GLïfe 

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep

Andrettï ; Ayy Andrew, I heard your loot getting fat?

Andrew; I been getting this loot for years mane! GLïfe me right quick!

GLïfe by GLïfe March 16, 2018

Glifting 

When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.

'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'

Glifting by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015

glifted

adj, Super clean weed high. The type of high that will make you talk about freedom. Just a chill, fun warm summer high that makes you want to go to the beach.

homeboy1: hows that herbal remedy mang

homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...

homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??

glifted by the glifted one March 14, 2008

GLïfe 

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep

Yo, Andrew, I heard your loot getting fatter?

On GLïfe I swear been getting this loot for years mane!

GLïfe by GLïfe May 10, 2018

Gliffed 

the euphoria obtained from using marijuana

I was so gliffed when I saw your mom yesterday at 4:30.

Gliffed by amilosingit February 26, 2008