GLIF
GLIF by toenailgobbler October 10, 2023
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glifnard
Someone who is a lame motherfucker.
Often viewed as useless and retarded.
Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.
Often viewed as useless and retarded.
Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.
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gliff • glifnard • GLIF • Gliffanny ziggit • Gliffed • Gliffer • gliffet • Gliffielyn • gliffing • Gliffy
GLïfe
What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!
~ GLïfe
And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.
~ The Never $leep
~ GLïfe
And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.
~ The Never $leep
Glifting
When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.
'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'
Glifting by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015
glifted
adj, Super clean weed high. The type of high that will make you talk about freedom. Just a chill, fun warm summer high that makes you want to go to the beach.
homeboy1: hows that herbal remedy mang
homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...
homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??
homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...
homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??
glifted by the glifted one March 14, 2008
GLïfe
What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!
~ GLïfe
And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.
~ The Never $leep
~ GLïfe
And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.
~ The Never $leep
Gliffed
Gliffed by amilosingit February 26, 2008
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