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Someone who is insufferable. Typically being under the height of 5 foot and equipped with undesirable social characteristics that come across as ignorant or stupid.
Tim: Gosh i hate Christian, he is such an ugly gliffer! Shall we go flog him?
Jake: Right-o!
Gliffer by Double-flog March 23, 2024
description of a cap wearing old person (victor meldrew)a cross between git and duffer.
sod off you old giffer
giffer by stuaey September 3, 2004
Related Words
the euphoria obtained from using marijuana
I was so gliffed when I saw your mom yesterday at 4:30.
Gliffed by amilosingit February 26, 2008

giffer gaffer 

someone that mucks about
"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"
giffer gaffer by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017
Adjective. It's usable more between children than adults. It means a human who doesn't want to share.

For example, a child has 1 candy left. We all know, that he/she never will give that last candy to a friend.
- Please give me the candy.
- No, I can't, I have to leave it for my sister at home.
- You don't even have a sister. Griffer!
Griffer by uzpakalis April 5, 2019
One that creates and/or displays a gif on social media.
Bob is a really good giffer on social media.
Giffer by Tessa Jo November 7, 2018
The art of using a perfectly themed gif to express an emotion or concept during text based communication
Zach's clever giffery always elicited lots of laughs from his texts.
Giffery by Zach MD. January 4, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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