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adj, Super clean weed high. The type of high that will make you talk about freedom. Just a chill, fun warm summer high that makes you want to go to the beach.
homeboy1: hows that herbal remedy mang

homeboy2: its funky and twist glifted...

homeboy1: dang mang, make another trip to humbolt...??
glifted by the glifted one March 14, 2008
Words you can keep

gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.
amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

Hom gifted girl 

Hom gifted The bitchiest girls you will ever meet. 90% of hom gifted girls are basic white midgets while 10% are cool. The ones that are cool make great friends but the other 90% will annoy you the whole Time you go to Hom.
Person 1: have your seen Those hom gifted girls? A lot of them are such bitches

Person 2: yea I heard that they are picking on this one black kid

Hom gifted girl : OMG what are you talking about spill the tea and I oop. Sksksksksks
Hom gifted girl by Ruan haha poopy September 17, 2019

anatomically gifted 

a polite way of saying "has a big dick"
brian is 'anatomically gifted'. he made me orgasm over and over!

Gifted Child Syndrome 

When you are told that you are a gifted child in elementary and middle school only to burn yourself out in high school trying to get an A that you know you will never get.
"Tommy looks really depressed"
"Dw, its just gifted child syndrome"

5 Gifted Subs 

CAN WE GET 5 GIFTED SUBS FOR FL0M CHECKING THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chat can we get 5 gifted subs for ____________?
5 Gifted Subs by YoungManWillakers October 23, 2018

Gifted Idiot

(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
noun
"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.
Gifted Idiot by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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