Definitions by scrapdog

glifnard 

Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.

Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.

glifnard by scrapdog February 29, 2008